I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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