then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
As shirtless as possible
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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