big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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