thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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