Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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