Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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