just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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