I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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