her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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