I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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