Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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