yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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