you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
They have beer where we have blood.
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