So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I don't think brook has ever known best
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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