I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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