But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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