Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Houston, we have a squirter
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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