I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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