wake up i wanna do it froggy style
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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