I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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