Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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