just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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