Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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