Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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