i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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