Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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