...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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