Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
