Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Randomize
