Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
