Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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