He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
