HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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