The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I'm really busy with my period
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