My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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