we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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