I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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