Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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