dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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