sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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