We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Randomize
