I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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