everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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