WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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