We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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