My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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