That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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