he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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