My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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