ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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