The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's never too late to be topless.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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