and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Fuck appropriateness.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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