Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
