This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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