there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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