Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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