Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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