I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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